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Recipe for "A Happy Marriage"
Take two happy people and separate them from their parents.
Add the following ingredients in generous proportions.

Love
Acceptance
Respect
Truth
Communication
Patience
Faith
Kindness
Gentleness
Hope
Self-Control
Commitment

Mix together, then thoroughly sift in daily life.
Strain out jealousy, arrogance, selfishness, provocation.
Bake in the trials and tribulations of life for 50 years,
then celebrate when golden.

A Child's Thought
A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek She was alternately stroking her own cheek then his again. Finally she said,, "Grandpa, did God make you?" "Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time ago." "Oh, she paused, "Grandpa, did God make me too?" 'Yes, indeed, honey, he said, "God made you just a little while ago. "Feeling their respective faces again, she said, "God is getting better at it, isn't he?"

Special Hymns
The Baker's Hymn....When the Roll is Called up Yonder
The Travel Agent's Hymn....Anywhere With Jesus
The Geologist's Hymn....Rock of Ages
The Hematologist's Hymn....Are You Washed in the Blood?
The Umpire's Hymn....I Need No Other Argument
The Realtor's Hymn....I've Got a Mansion
The Paramedic's Hymn....Revive Us Again
The Judge's Hymn....Almost Persuaded
The Waiter's Hymn....Fill My Cup, Lord
The Lifeguard's Hymn....Rescue the Perishing
The Dentist's Hymn....Crown Him With Many Crowns
The Weather Man's Hymn....There Shall be Showers of blessing
The Contractor's Hymn....The Church's One foundation
The Taylor's Hymn....Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn....There is a Green Hill Far Away
The Policeman's Hymn....Standing on the promises
The Optometrist's Hymn....Open My Eyes That I May See
The IRS Agent's Hymn....I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn....Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn....Send the Light
The Shopper's Hymn....Sweet By and By

Christian Bumper Stickers

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
God grades on the cross, not the curve!
God Loves everyone, but probably prefers "Fruits of the Spirit" over "Religious Nuts!"
He who angers you, controls you!

Children's Letters to God

Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. Bruce
Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions. Ruth
Dear God, I think of you sometimes, even when I'm not praying. Elliott
Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday That was cool! Eugene
Dear God, Of all the people that work for you, I like Noah and David the best. Rob
Dear God, My brother told me about being born, but it doesn't sound right. They are just kidding, aren't they? Marsha
Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well I just want you to know that I am not saying this because you are God already. Charles

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